Ideas which I have had today that for a second I thought I might be able to write a piece about.
luckily I came to my senses because they are all fucking rubbish and make me sick in my mouth a little.
1) About how I don't trust people with 085 or 083 numbers as they are fickle etc etc
I actually wouldn't be surprise if, in the future, I saw some Irish comedian, recognisable from the panel, doing a similar routine
2) A social netting working service called "bitter" for people with no friends!!
poor poor parody.
Could see it popping up in a celebrity impressions thing on channel four, someone dressed up as Peter Andre logging on to "bitter" (oh god, there's the mouth sick)
3) How annoyed I get when people hilariously say "What happens if you google "google"? Does like the Internet break or something"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" No. You get a fucking link to fucking google. Cunt.
But that observation is as weak as the observation I'm getting annoyed over.
Just had a packet of jelly tots. They were nice