The man who orders the stationary and office supplies at work is a fucking idiot.
He ordered a calculator for one of the girls this week, what follows is the exchange between them after it arrived.
Fucking Idiot: Your new calculators here....Shes a ten Reg
Fucking Idiot: Your calculators here....Shes a ten Reg(grinning like the gormless idiot that he is)
Girl: (laughing nervously) OK......I don't know what you mean
Fucking Idiot: Your calculators here....Shes a ten Reg
Girl : Okay....thanks
Fucking Idiot: Shes a ten Reg alright, top of the line!!!2010!!!!
(Girl long gone out of the room)
Fucking Idiot: A ten Reg!!