SpecSaver's range of designer male glasses are all assigned peoples names. The above glass are called "Andy"
The above glass would only ever be worn by a short fat bald paedophile. Look at them!
I'm nearly there though. Need glasses, short, fat, balding.............oh no!!! It's like Minority Report!! These glasses have shown me my future!! The more I struggle to prevent it, the more likely it is to happen.