tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86853563040294240892024-03-14T06:19:09.138+00:00Wall of BlogThe Continuing Underachievement’s of 2003’s Student of the YearAndrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.comBlogger229125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-40976419320308338242012-05-22T09:19:00.001+01:002012-05-22T09:19:53.475+01:00GoodbyeI'm leaving blogspot. As difficult as it is for me to do this, due to my location, it no longer can provide the service I require. I'm doing a disservice to myself and my readers by hanging in here and hoping it will work. <br />
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Wallofblog.blogspot.com will stay live for archival purposes only for the time being, with a view to returning if circumstances change, but for now join me on www.wallofblog.tumblr.com for all your quality daily blogging needs!Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-11456789492984262292012-05-19T14:25:00.001+01:002012-05-19T14:25:36.883+01:00Ch-ch-ch changesBig changes are under way at wallofblog, the unreliability of my proxies is killing the flow of the blog and annoying my balls <br />
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Watch this space....Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-62517491318808718062012-05-18T03:28:00.001+01:002012-05-18T03:28:44.908+01:00Stick of dickBarbecued lamb penis. Strange, very tough in some places, melt in your mouth in others. I won't be having it again. <div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-qwyIeltf-8Q/T7Wz2hDJhxI/AAAAAAAAAls/311XPKLqcSQ/s640/blogger-image--899017561.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-qwyIeltf-8Q/T7Wz2hDJhxI/AAAAAAAAAls/311XPKLqcSQ/s640/blogger-image--899017561.jpg" /></a></div>Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-58015121013217923602012-05-15T19:11:00.001+01:002012-05-15T19:11:39.924+01:00The worst thing everLook at this. Chicken feet. The only thing worse than looking at them in the packet is seeing someone eating them in real life. They smell too. People chew them and spit them out. Imagine the person sitting across from you on a train doing that. <br />
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Just a fun snack. <br />
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Chicken hearts. These are tasty little cunts. Difficult to order though. Cant read the menu or say chicken hearts in Chinese. It generally involves making chicken noises and pointing to your heart. It can quickly become a full arrested development style chicken impression though.
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Thank you for your patience and support at this difficult time. Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-22437604686474322232012-05-11T09:05:00.000+01:002012-05-14T09:05:38.251+01:00Great big melting pot.I was in class the other day, one of my older classes who can actually speak a little English, and their Chinese teacher asked me to the comparative degree with them. I quickly Googled this as I didn't know what it was. It's comparing shite, obviously, I could have guessed. Anyway I divided the class into groups and got them to work on a list of examples.
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"Chinese and Japanese have the same yellow races's people"
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It's funny when they call themselves yellow.
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I would never do it though.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-86192870187781770802012-05-10T15:54:00.001+01:002012-05-10T15:54:19.503+01:00Ladies of the worldA few weeks ago I posted about meeting a wealthy business man who had promised to get me and my friend some prostitutes. Although the prostitutes haven't materialised yet, we have actually become quite good friends with this man. He regularly texts us and shows up when we are drinking and pays for everything.<br />
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The other night we were out, at the usually spot, and on around the 7 pint mark he appeared out of nowhere. He told us to finish quickly and come join him. As we were drunk, this seemed like a great idea. We went to a restaurant very close by and were ushered into a private room. There was a big table,covered in food and beer, and maybe ten people sitting around. Some women, some men. We drank, ate and cheersed with the people. My friend had to go, as he had work the next morning, but I didn't so I decided to hang around. I said good bye to my friend and went back into the room. <br />
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When I sat down, my rich Chinese friend said quietly to me "look at these women, which one do you like?" there were four women sitting across the table from me. What was going on?? Where these the prostitutes? How was I going to get out of this?? I didn't want to sleep with a prostitute. I was very drunk and wanted KFC. I casually said to him, "they are all beautiful" (they weren't, this is when I realised they probably weren't here for a sex festival) Soon after much drinking and slagging and all that the whole table was listening to me being asked which one of the ladies I liked best, I eventually settled on the second must attractive one (if I've learned anything from Neil Strauss' "the game" (and I haven't) it's that you go for the less attractive friend to make the more attractive friend jealous and thus interested in you) <br />
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Thinking, drunkenly, that I'd at least get her number, I was disappointed when the rich china man said to me, being totally serious, "ok Andrew, you work very hard, and learn Chinese, she can be your girlfriend" <br />
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Learning Chinese is far too hard. Why didn't he just bring a prostitute?? <br />
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To-days post was going to be about the wraps you can get in the canteen here.
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As they are frying the wrap, and pockets of air begin to appear in the sizzling dough, they open them and scramble egg INSIDE the dough. Yes. INSIDE the dough.
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They then put some meat and spices and shite on it and wrap it up.
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Sometimes they try to put lettuce on it!!!
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I say NO NO NO and wave my hands and head frantically.
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I should really learn the word for no.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-38550468937940686342012-05-07T14:21:00.000+01:002012-05-07T14:21:03.184+01:00Bita bush<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This bush is a little bit inside the gates of the university campus I live on.
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When I was here last summer, a week before I came home, there were about three of us still hanging around. The students had gone home and the teachers were travelling. We had been out drinking one day and, as the taxi let us out at the gate when we came back that night, we decided we wanted to lie on the grass for a while. After some time it started to rain. It doesn't rain often but when it does it is very heavy. We were at least five minutes walk from the apartment block and didn't want to be out in the rain. Thinking quickly, I got up and, as my friend rolled under one push to find shelter, I took a run and jumped into this one.
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I jump straight into it and flattened half of it. I didn't find shelter in the bush, just crushed it.
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The next morning, in the clear light of day, it was obvious it wasn't going to spring back to life. Feeling bad, I packed my bags and came home.
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To my surprise when I came back this time, the bush seems to be doing well. I think they have planted a smaller bush in the hole I made and have applied some structural support and shaping rope type thing around it in the hope it grows back solid and round.
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I'm not sure why it is pink though. It wasn't pink before.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-69918856808405465792012-05-06T14:23:00.000+01:002012-05-06T14:23:00.311+01:00Tramps like us...and we like trampsThere aren't many in the city, but when I see them, I can't resist giving tramps money. You should see their little old faces. The money I make, while its a nice bit less than the wonderful dole at home (I love the dole), it places me firmly in the city's middle class here.
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These are always elderly people who have seen so much, survived the madness of Mao and the transition to an open economy but have been left behind by the apparent boom (cars and apartment blocks). You can give them 2 or 3 euro (which is ten times more than they will have collected all day) and they are fed for a couple of days.
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I did note to myself as I got in, that the women in the front seat was very attractive but thought nothing more of it. She was deep in conversation on her phone and oblivious to everything around her. I figure attractive people don't really need to worry about anything in world apart from being attractive but I wouldn't know.
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She should have been worried though, as the taxi driver used her unconcerned state against her at every opportunity and used his phone to snap pictures of her,and her legs, whenever we stopped at lights or the traffic got heavy.
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I could see her in the mirror.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-27570203928238475112012-05-04T12:54:00.000+01:002012-05-04T12:54:55.218+01:00Meet me at Mary's place<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Looks normal. Just a bottle of Irish Whiskey. Bottled in Dublin
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Still tastes like christmasAndrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-5661324074843167762012-05-03T03:29:00.000+01:002012-05-04T03:30:54.907+01:00You wouldn't steal a handbag??????Not many western movies are released here, and when they are, its mainly Titanic. They love that movie. I was having a discussion with one of older classes the other day about western culture and at one stage I got two male students to act out the I'm flying bit.
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It's difficult seeing movies. Two cinemas show them, but one dubs them and the other subtitles. And they change this around every couple of months it seems. I want to see the avengers but I'm sure if it will be released here. Sure, Titanic is fine, the folly of the west sinks due to arrogance and incompetence. Let all the Chinese people see that. But a team of American super beings, fighting for America, saving the whole world??? It's hard to know.
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So I pulled a clogher markets circa 95 on it and downloaded a "cam"
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A cam is when someone brings a digital recording device into the cinema and films the film.
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For all the advances in digital recording, it still looks like it was filmed on hi 8.
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It was still watchable though.
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I have to stop besting the Chinese government. They hate thatAndrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-81488100223832273272012-05-02T02:12:00.000+01:002012-05-02T02:14:08.566+01:00This.<b>1st of May 2012</b>
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Best restaurant in the city. If you come here, this is where we will eat. They also just let you sit and drink if you don't want food.
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There was spuds, noodles (flat noodles, nice noodles, not stringy)and chicken in this. This was shared. Everyone eats from the same dish. There were three of us. This was just before we got mantou (Spicy bread) and mopped up the sauce. Fucking deadly.
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This is cucumber. I think it's a Chinese thing.
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I love these little cunts. Had eight of them. You have to rip them open, pull out the little worm and chew on the husky shell and then spit them out. On the street. This was about two in the morning. It's fairly warm here now so the restaurants have just started to put tables outside. It's great.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-17713007615879557862012-04-30T02:05:00.000+01:002012-05-02T02:06:16.331+01:00Labour DayI found out why I had the day off work on Saturday. It's labour day on the first of May. It is a day when the Chinese government thanks everybody who has a job and contributes to society. There is like a speech or something and most people get the day off. People also go to nursing homes and stuff and visit people who are dying and have no family of their own.
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There are loads of days like this. There is Womens day, Army Day, Children's Day, Teachers Day, National day and loads others. Someone makes a speech and thanks people. I think they are basically themed bank holidays. Although you don't always get the day off. It's more like Fathers day and Mothers day only with government intervention.
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That's 21st century communism in actionAndrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-12645816341027151232012-04-29T04:33:00.000+01:002012-05-01T04:34:20.822+01:00One thirdedly reviewNearly one third of the way through wallofblog blogaday 2012. I'm pretty sure this is the most effort I have ever put into anything in my life. I feel bad when I don't get the blog up on the day itself but I have a job now an after a hard days work I like to kick back and chill.
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There is an american boy here who talks like that. He doesn't just sit and do nothing he "chills". He kept saying he had to "dip" and I had no idea what he meant for ages. Apparently it means to leave. When you are leaving somewhere say "I gotta dip" You will be cool.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-36328516797155277692012-04-28T13:53:00.000+01:002012-04-28T13:53:17.050+01:00It flewCan you believe he is nearly a month gone already?? It flew now, it is just flying, sure you'll not find until he is back. A month. Already!! It. Flew. CAN'T. BELIEVE. IT.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-5655980348217424412012-04-27T14:12:00.001+01:002012-04-27T14:12:22.918+01:00SpicyI ate stupidly spicy chicken wings last night. They were too hot. We had been out for food and beer and it was late and we were being kicked out of the place so our options were go to a night club or find someplace still open selling food and beer. We went for the second one. It was a dingy little hole of a place, reminded me of something you would see in granard. I've been sitting on the toilet most of the day. I don't know why we got them but once we did we all had to show off and eat loads. There was a fight in the place as well. It's just like granard.
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The english in this post is very bad. I have just spent the last 2 hours teaching "Excuse me, That's ok, I'm sorry" to three different, but all very stupid classes.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-77890745511716319022012-04-26T14:00:00.000+01:002012-04-27T14:01:05.908+01:00May Bank Holiday weekend or somethingIt's some festival here this weekend, Dragon boat festival or tomb sweeping day or something. It means I have Saturday off work. It's a public holiday. It's strange here though because the government make you take the day off work for the Holiday but then they make you make that day up. I have to work Monday instead. That means I will be working three full days next week. I hope I'm able for it.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-82003249808092065222012-04-25T01:25:00.000+01:002012-04-27T08:34:57.092+01:00Party timeTwitter, Facebook, youtube, wordpress, blogspot. All banned here. Try to access them and you get a 404 page unavailable page. It's a good thing I suppose. If the Chinese people saw my lol cats there would be anarchy. I know the Chinese government is all powerful and never make mistakes(they don't), it was nice of them to allow the blogspot ipod app to work. It means I could write these blogs for free without having to pay a proxy, but what cunt types anything on an ipod???<p>Good call by the greatest government in the world, if you're going to let something slip through, make sure it is so shit it can't be used.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-56975750776249080022012-04-24T07:29:00.000+01:002012-04-24T07:30:23.685+01:00You. Me. Him.We were out last night for a few beers. After a while, two Chinese men started to talk to us. This happens from time to time. Their English was ok. One of them started to tell us he was rich and that he owned a chain of noodle restaurants in New Zealand plus a construction company in China. He said he would spend a million dollars on a car, "its no problem"
He took our numbers and told us he would pay for our food. Again this happens from time to time. Then he said he was bringing me and my friend away next weekend and he would pay for any prostitutes we wanted. "its no problem"
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I work weekends. Shite.Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685356304029424089.post-2788965169507909042012-04-23T07:17:00.000+01:002012-04-24T07:20:35.263+01:00Made up JokeThinking about Chuck Norris yesterday and how people pass them off as jokes, made me want to write my own joke.
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Here we go
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I haven't told it to anybody. Feel free to use it.
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Enjoy.
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A man was checking some stuff out of a library, as he was leaving he left some vegetables on the desk. The librarian said "Sir, What is this?" He replied "Oh its just a turnip for the books"Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06253114243899884926noreply@blogger.com0