What better way to start 2012 then with a look back at 2011!!!
Went to China
It was like off the telly
Was on this
It was cold and slippy
Watched five series of Dexter
Gave some poor, dirty children the gift of language. Well, some pens. This is the middlest of fucking nowhere I have ever been.
Learned to play this. Badly.
Went on one of these. This is a hard sleeper carriage on a long distance Chinese train. There is about 80 of these beds per carriage. I was on the top, 3 beds from the ground!
The Inner Mongolian Grasslands. Or big fields.
This was in the middle of a massive thunder storm. Doesnt look like it. I was on a horse.
Learned to cook
Went to America
It was good
Got fatter and balder