Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Made up joke party

I am trying to write a blasphemous joke. The punch line is “The opal fruits of thy womb” I just can’t get the feed line.

What sweets does god allow in heaven?

What are god’s favourite sweets?

Not funny.

What are the holiest sweets?

That’s not bad. I’ll take it.

“What are the holiest sweets?”

“The opal fruits of thy womb”

Or how about

Jesus asked God

“What are holiest sweets dad?”

He replied

“It’s the opal fruits of thy womb, Jesus”

Although that sounds a bit like Jesus has a womb and there are star burst in it.

It needs work.

2 comments:

  1. Flavours would be:

    1. The Passion fruit of the Christ

    Thats all.

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  2. ah what is there.....there are loads more.....just trying to think of fruit based jesus puns............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    Rasin him up on the third day

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