I am trying to write a blasphemous joke. The punch line is “The opal fruits of thy womb” I just can’t get the feed line.
What sweets does god allow in heaven?
What are god’s favourite sweets?
What are the holiest sweets?
That’s not bad. I’ll take it.
“What are the holiest sweets?”
“The opal fruits of thy womb”
Or how about
Jesus asked God
“What are holiest sweets dad?”
“It’s the opal fruits of thy womb, Jesus”
Although that sounds a bit like Jesus has a womb and there are star burst in it.
It needs work.