The Continuing Underachievement’s of 2003’s Student of the Year
According to babelfish, it reads "Dear esteemed compatriot (Andrew Smith) of the Western Green Isle of Europe, We welcome you back with great joy, that you may continue to instill the words of the west into our glorious new generation, that they may scatter the petals of the Plum Blossom across the globe for eons to come. We issue you this document that you may pass with ease beneath the Hammer of Mao and return once more to the warm embrace of the dragon.Yours In Servitude, The Children of Tse Tung. P.S. Bring chocolate fingers, we can't get them here"
They actually want a big bar of chocolate from lidl.