Cats are female dogs.
Lemons are baby oranges.
Jesus invented the helicopter.
Ghosts are exclusively white, black people come back as zombies.
Hitler founded Lidl.
Michael Jackson was the first black man in space, but exposure to space particles turned him white
Horse milk is used to make baileys.
James Bond is allergic to apples.
Chinese babies only spend 4 months in the womb.
Bob Dylan loved the hit sitcom Friends and used to tape the episodes of the telly. He has since bought the box set.